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But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. The Army had half a day.

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. God knows they're squinters. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

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What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

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